The Rage Doll is a great stress reliever. A great gift for that person who has everything.
Each doll is 8 inches tall and is packaged in a round chipboard box. The doll is made of 100% cotton material in a design that matches the theme. The box contains a poem on the outside along with a material bow matching the material of the doll.
Don't see a theme you want? Email us and we will try to create a doll and poem to fit your needs.
The doll is not a toy for children and is to used by adults for entertainment purposes.
Road Rage Doll
Road Rage Doll
Poem:
When someone in front of you is a slow poke And their driving skills are a pure joke
You’re wishing they would step on the gas Or at least pull over so you can pass
When they’re having a hard time controlling their vessel Shake this doll and yell “Did you get Your license at a Blue Light Special?”
Price: $14.99 each
Additional Dolls and Poems
Birthing Rage Doll
Birthing Rage Doll
Poem:
When there’s an epidural in your back Because a tolerance to pain you do lack
When to yourself you do say I’ve been in labor for a whole night and day
When in the end you know the pain it will be worth Whack this doll and yell “Please let me give birth!”
Customer Service Rage Doll
Customer Service Rage Doll
Poem:
When day in and out you get those calls You know the ones, when the customer squalls When you’re running low on sympathy And your boss wants you to show more empathy
When your work just keeps on higher piling Whack this doll and yell “I’ve got to keep on smiling!”
Diet Rage Doll
Diet Rage Doll
Poem:
You’ve set a goal to lose the weight
Quite a few pounds by a certain date
You know you have to stop the next refrigerator trip
Cause as of right now your pants still won’t zip
So take out this doll and whack it when you want that special treat
Sometimes it just helps to yell “I’m not going to over eat!”
Golf Rage Doll
Golf Rage Doll
Poem:
When you’ve hit your ball long off the tee
But it has landed right beside a tree
When your swing was so hard you thought your club would break
But somehow your ball has ended up in the lake
When two hundred yards looks way too far
Just take out this doll and shout
“It’s impossible to get par!”
Love Rage Doll
Love Rage Doll
Poem:
You love him so much your heart could break
But now you don’t know how much more you can take
When he would rather do all the things you hate
Rather than take you out on a date
When once again your feelings he’s hurt
Whack this doll and yell “What a jerk!”
PMS Rage Doll
PMS Rage Doll
Poem:
When it’s the week before Mother Nature
And you have become an unbearable creature
When your body has began to bloat
And you feel the size of a two man float
When your body is filled with tension and stress
Pick up this doll and begin to shout
“Don’t mess with me; I’m dealing with PMS!”
Quit Smoking Rage Doll
Quit Smoking Rage Doll
Poem:
When you’ve went several hours without a smoke And you would give anything for just one toke
When you know it’s your lungs you want to save
And somehow you have to just beat the crave
Pick up this doll and whack it and yell
“I’m quitting smoking and today is the day!”
Sports Rage Doll
Sports Rage Doll
Poem:
When your favorite player has dropped the ball
Or the referee just made a ridiculous call
When in the last hour your team hasn’t made a score
And you are to the point you just can’t take anymore
Just grab this doll and twist it’s neck
As you shout “What the Heck!”
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Video Gaming Rage Doll
Poem:
When a video game has consumed your day
You’re not close to a save point and it’s time to hit the hay
